Kuffs: Women. If it weren't for them, there'd be no civilization.

George Kuffs: I got women to do, places to see!

[At the Police Academy]
George Kuffs: Why are we doing so much running? Aren't we all going to be in cars?

George Kuffs: I'm looking for a really big gun which holds a lot of bullets.
Gun Salesman: God bless you, young man.
George Kuffs to the camera: I always wanted a gun...
Gun Salesman: Is this what you had in mind? It's a 9mm Beretta. 15 in the clip, 1 in the pipe.
George Kuffs: Got one that holds more?
Gun Salesman: No.
George Kuffs: I'll take two.

Ted Bukovsky: Next time shit before you sign in. Shit! Sign in! In the car!
George Kuffs: Am I gonna be tested on this later?

Ted Bukovsky: Now, if I'm gonna be killed on the job, it's gonna be by a fucking bullet, not a fucking bus. Now turn this fucking car around and let's get back on your fucking patrol.
George Kuffs: You may have a limited vocabulary, Ted.
Ted Bukovsky: Fuck you!

George Kuffs: What can they possibly see in a man who dresses that badly???