Caroline: What's your dog's name?
Adam: I don't know. He never told me.

Cindy: It's too bad though. I'd do him, if he wasn't so dumb!

Caroline: I have fallen...
Adam: Are you hurt?
Caroline: I wasn't finished.
Adam: Finish.
Caroline: I have fallen so in love with you, so much more than I said I would.

Caroline:You don't really love with your heart, it's just a saying.
Adam: Then why does it hurt so much here when you're not with me?

Caroline: He don't make sense, I don't make sense, together we make sense.

Adam: I love hockey.
Caroline: You didn't even know what a power-play was.
Adam: I know. But next time you can tell me.

Cindy: You are like sand in my underwear.
Jim: Ouch.

Adam: You just wished on a planet.
Caroline: Figures.

Caroline: What did the doctor say?
Adam: That I'm not allowed to stick knives in my stomach.