NASA Conspiracy Theory #475658

Atlantis Landing Delayed: Mystery Object in space. From what I can see, NASA is now dumping plastic bags in space. Let’s hope some that some hyper-intelligent inter-galactic space whales don’t accidently mistake the trash as zero-gravity squid monster and beach themselves on the dust of the moon.

Conspiracy Theory #475658. NASA wants to destroy the planet, so it’s leaving its trash behind. NASA will then be forced into working out how to populate other parts of the galaxy. This will require more budget from the US Congress.

Next time, use reusable shopping bags.